perlsyntax> or could be i miss a package
consolers> perlsyntax, what is your native language?
dzhus> consolers: must be perl

Из suckless.org FAQ:

Q: foo sux.
A: We know. The whole world sucks. The suckless elitist planet (SEP) will be colonized as soon as the suckless elitist spaceship (SES) has been built.

Из gnu.emacs.help:

…motherfucking unix tech geeking morons…

© Xah Lee

Frobong, probnificated ubstloobsters dwyre gillijated rupsteegs. Brapfing feebeks quiwe lyovine merstmail, though Kyre Floobistoome badzers infipicated boobregeebs. Anyways, Foopy rickledomers keeficate jeest and kuze. Besides, there be biffly 15 unfixipified brupes over the fiss.

Inspired by «Jabberwocky».

Из gnu.emacs.help:

I just discovered the emacs map on Frappr. There is only a single user in Africa and only a handful in other countries. :)

Vim users according to their map are overpowering us. Can we let that happen?

Flies don't overpower airplanes, either. The minions of Word blacken the skies, yet they don't have it within them to take from us the comfort of the opening parenthesis which comes before us and the closing one that will come behind us.

The power of an Emacs user rests in his own hand, not in numbers.

Из sci.math.research:

...it seems mathematicians are better at counterexamples (showing particular hypotheses can't be weakened) than at examples (as an undergraduate I asked a professor what compactness is used for, and he assured me that it's used for all sorts of things (he said nothing more specific).